Success Story and Summary Post
I know we all scoffed when the SOA CS rep told me to lock my doors, but IT WORKED. I have been measuring the voltages with my doors locked and my hood up for 14 whole days and my battery has only dropped to 12.53V (~80%)
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Here is my complete list of fixes for the 2020MY Limited (Build Date 10/19) with about 3k miles on it.
Yes : I needed to get the TSB done. It definitely helped with the door-related drains. Measured tests confirm that the 20 minute timeout worked for me. (Warranty work. $0)
Yes : I needed to replace the OEM battery with another brand. Even after getting the TSB done, I had scary low voltage while camping. (Doors locked then, obvs.) [ Battery : Odyssey PC-1400T ] Note: SOA reimbursed me for parts and labor here. Don't do out of pocket if you're still under warranty. ($350-350=$0)
Yes : I need to lock my doors in the garage. Even after getting the TSB done and the battery replaced, measured tests confirmed this. Crazy and confusing, I know - but it honestly made a difference in my testing. (In contrast to 14 day success above, the doors unlocked drained my brand new Odyssey battery to 11.8V in the course of about 3 days.)
Yes : I still carry a Lithium jump pack with me. They're just good to have - even with a "normal" car. ($100)
Yes : I still feel more comfortable having the car plugged into a battery charger if I know it is going to sit more than 2 weeks. ($40)
Optional : I still use my multimeter regularly to keep tabs on things - especially if I know I'm going to need the car after sitting. ($40)
Optional : I purchased a HatchCatch. Yes, the 20 min timeout works, but if I know I'm going to be unloading the vehicle while camping, I wanted an even shorter timeout on the 3-4 amp draw. Yes, the carabiner method worked for me, but I wanted (1) a way that was more straightforward and less metal-on-metal potential-to-break-things (2) to support Nick because he rocks. I mean. Seriously. This guy found a problem and fixed it. ($20)
Optional : Replacing the halogen bulbs with LED. While I was doing this, I did some testing, and it seems like the BUS itself is still the majority of the drain. I think replacing the bulbs dropped the "doors open" drain only about 1 amp - but left 3 amps on the table. (Apologies for not taking super detailed notes here.) IMPORTANT: I only spent $11 bucks on Amazon for this. (ASIN: B07HQ5S15Q) Don't bother with the dealer! It is insane that they charge so much for this. Watch Robert's video and you will feel quite comfortable popping the light covers yourself. ($11)
Sidenote: Yes, sadly, the Odyssey 35-PC1400T / 35-PC1400 battery is slated for discontinuation. Sales at Enersys (maker of Odyssey batteries) confirmed that as of early November they probably only had 100 left in the pipeline. Other non-OEM batteries will probably help though.
I think that's everything. Now that it is winter, I'll be camping/driving less. So... if I pop back in with more problems in the spring, I won't be too surprised. (But I'm a glass half empty person.)